June 2018’s Alamo Drafthouse “Video Vortex” feature:
DIRECTOR Godfrey Ho
STARRING Jang Lee Hwang Maria Francesca Richard Harrison
The world needs a miracle, and it’s called NINJA TERMINATOR. A golden “ninjer” statue has been stolen from Tiger, a mob boss who wears a blonde pixie wig.
Naturally, it’s up to Ninja Master Harry (Richard Harrison), his guyliner, and his power of teleportation to battle the forces of evil and get the statue back. Just one of 140 (!) cut ‘n’ paste ninja movies directed by the mysterious Godfrey Ho, NINJA TERMINATOR is easily the most chaotic and dain-bramaged movie you’ll see this millenia. Imagine a VHS mixtape made by a 12-year-old with Alzheimer’s that features toy robot mercenaries, music cues from A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, and a ninja hotline that is also a Garfield phone. Remember: “Ninjer is supreme and don’t you double cross it!” (Joseph A. Ziemba)
Please note that not all Alamo Drafthouse locations participate in the above Signature Series. We will update this post as times become available!
Some locations have more than one Video Vortex feature! We will place an accompanying link under each theater that may contain one.